1. smoked a cigarette - Once or twice.

2. crashed a friend's car – Yep. After I "borrowed" her keys while she was in church, and proceeded to jump a curb and ruin our church's entry sign.  No joke!

3. stolen a car – SEE ABOVE.  Also have "borrowed" quite a few others (church vans, friend's cars, friend's mom's cars, etc.), but I've always returned them in mostly decent shape. :)

4. been in love – Yes

5. been dumped – Yes

6. been fired - Yes, I'm an ornery little cuss. ;)

7. been in a fist fight – Mostly play fighting with my best friend Madison, including one hilarious bout after we'd taken our contacts out.  Let's just say we had trouble connecting on any vicious punches. For those of you who know how small and cute my best friend is then you can imagine how funny that was.

8. made out with a stranger - Nope.  Stonewalled a couple of chics though.  Hey, a kiss is something special.  It's not too late to return to innocence, all you kissing-whores out there.

9. gone on a blind date – Sorta.  Called up a girl I didn't really know and asked her out.  I'm much to shy to walk up to someone and spit game. 

10. had a crush on a teacher - Ms. Kellison in 4th grade.  She was in the Ms. America Pageant for heaven's sake. 

11. skipped school – I gotsta get me sleep somehow.

12. seen someone die – That's what love is right? (Death Cab) And no, not in person.

13. miss someone right now – Always.

14. laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by - One of the beautiful things in life.

15. cheated while playing a game – I have before, but I've always admitted it, and I absolutely despise cheaters.  What satisfaction can come of it?

16. used a fake id – Nope.

17. felt an earthquake – I was in the shower on the the third floor of the dorms at Northwest University (when I was supposed to be in chapel).  I remember thinking someone was shaking it (like a porta-potty), and it took me a few seconds to realize that it was not humanly possible and figure out what was really happening. 

18. ran a red light – Yes, and I paid for it with a head-on collision (with no seatbelt on).  The Lord surely saved my life.

19. had detention – Accidently (honest) lit a trash can on fire during lunch break.  'Nuff said.

20. hated the way you look – Occasionally.

21. witnessed a crime - And took part in. Don't throw water balloons at cop cars kiddies.

22. been lost - Mentally or Physically?  Yes and yes.

23. like to workout - When I gets me sleep.

24. felt like dying – Love's great, eh?

25. cried yourself to sleep – SEE ABOVE

26. played cops and robbers - Mostly with a capture-the-flag twist, and I love it.

27. ever picked your nose - Guys don't carry tissues.

28. laughed till some kind of beverage came out of your nose – A few times, and soda hurts!

29. caught a snowflake on your tongue – Gotta love it.

30. kissed in the rain - Why yes I have.

31. sang in the shower – Every day.

32. made love in a park – Change love to out and you got it.

33. had a dream that you married someone – Yep.

34. glued your hand to something - Lefty to Righty.

35. been a cheerleader – I don't agree with male cheerleaders, and I'm not a sexist pig.  Come on ladies, it's just wrong.

36. sat on a roof top – I love to!

37. talked on the phone all night – 3 Nights in a row once.  Wasted hours of infatuation... Though I'm not saying it has to be that way.

38. ever too scared to watch scary movies alone – I love scary movies, and though I have watched alone, it's just not the same without someone digging her nails into your arm. :)

39. been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on – Been on both sides of that one.

40. been told you're hot by a complete stranger – Yes.  And I'm sure my face turned bright red, as it tends to do for a plethora of emotions. :)

41. broken a bone – Mine or someone elses? ;)

42. had a 3-some? – Hey, how 'bout I write a survey asking all these fun, innocent questions, and then throw in a curve ball with some dirty sex?  And Never.

43. laughed so hard you cried – Many, many times.

44. forgotten someone's name – A big character flaw of mine.

45. blacked out from drinking – Nope.

46. played a prank on someone – If you haven't, then there is probably something seriously wrong with you.  Then again, you could just be the most respectful, boring, un-fun person in the world. :)